Yeah, ain’t that the truth! Over this past weekend I was feeling particularly randy so I asked my girlfriend (Yeah, I have a girlfriend. That’s a post for another time.) for some dirty pics. Hey what red-blooded male doesn’t want scantily clad or suggestive photos of his sexy girlfriend (girlfriendius-sexius)? Well she hinted that she would comply but she cleaned up the pics a little first. Here’s what I got:

THIS

and

THIS.

Yeah, my girl is a smartass.